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SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
The new excited phrase is:
“Heck Yeah!”
- makes you seem very excited
- is child friendly for any PG13 environment
- my 12 grade English teacher says it and I use to say it ironically to make fun of him and now I cant stop saying it
- im so alone
- its a rad phrase and you will make at least 6 friends, guaranteed
- proves you don’t need swears to have a jolly good time
- radio: doh
- me: not again
- radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh
- me: this is the 73rd time today
- radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh
- me: THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD
If you were a computer-loving male child who took a lot of shit from your peers, I suspect you heard something similar from the adults in your life. Maybe it was “Sure, things are bad now, but when you’re a little bit older, women will LOVE guys like you!” Or maybe it was “That kid who makes fun of you now will be working at a gas station when you run a big fancy computer company and marry a supermodel!” If you were once young, nerdy and male, it is not unlikely that your future sense of self-worth was funded with a non-consensual IOU from the world’s women. It’s taken me a long time, but at this point I genuinely believe that much of this “GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH” rhetoric is little more than patriarchy’s bespectacled wingman. It excuses the pain that systems of power exert on children by promising little boys future dominion over little girls. It is deeply and massively fucked.
What (Else) Can Men Do? Grow The Fuck Up. — Medium (via imamandanelson)
oh my god this…
It’s taken me a long time, but at this point I genuinely believe that much of this “GEEKS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH” rhetoric is little more than patriarchy’s bespectacled wingman.
(via beingruth)
Are computer-loving female children fed these same lines? Are they told “SOME DAY YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE MONEY AND POWERS AND MEN WILL FLOCK TO YOU LIKE AUTONOMY-DEPRIVED MAN-ZOMBIES?” If you insist that the presence of enough computers magically transforms the world into a meritocracy, you might want to think about that one for a second.
(via cleolinda)
MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS
1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.
2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.
3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why
4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.
5. DO NOT SAY M-CBETH
don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are
don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
is there a google chrome extension that will replace all anti-sjw posts with this picture
me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*
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